Idiots are getting dumber.

This always happens doesnt it? Yes I do bother to talk to kiddies for a good laugh.

Do you know this person? Report IM Spam
FatalError**87 (*:20:46 PM): hey i got ur sn from nettools
Belbn (*:20:24 PM): what ya need?
FatalError**87 (*:2*:*5 PM): the whole myspace thing i want to get in to my girlfriends account
Belbn (*:2*:2* PM): try keylogging..
Belbn (*:2*:24 PM): she live with you?
FatalError**87 (*:22:00 PM): no
Belbn (*:2*:46 PM): does your life depend on messing with her?
FatalError**87 (*:22:** PM): *005
FatalError**87 (*:22:*4 PM): *00%
Belbn (*:22:05 PM): why..
FatalError**87 (*:22:52 PM): becuase i think she is messing around
Belbn (*:22:*8 PM): dump her
FatalError**87 (*:2*:*7 PM): i want to get in her stuff to find the guy
Belbn (*:2*:*7 PM): rofl
FatalError**87 (*:24:2* PM): does the john the ripper work on yahoo
Belbn (*:2*:5* PM): tbh none of that works
FatalError**87 (*:24:48 PM): damn
FatalError**87 (*:25:4* PM): i was trying to back work her myspace password threw her email but i get blocked on yahoo i got hotmail to get yahoo
Belbn (*:25:26 PM): you cant get her pass why keep trying?
Belbn (*:25:46 PM): its never been done
FatalError**87 (*:26:24 PM): i wont stop
FatalError**87 (*:26:*2 PM): then ill be the first
Belbn (*:26:0* PM): at nettools we just threw up a theory
FatalError**87 (*:26:5* PM): i could make myspace so i could break it
Belbn (*:26:4* PM): how do you even know shes messin around??
FatalError**87 (*:27:4* PM): weird behavior and friends
FatalError**87 (*:27:54 PM): three years with her i now
Belbn (*:27:2* PM): talk to her?
FatalError**87 (*:28:25 PM): she wont about it
FatalError**87 (*:28:*0 PM): ill crack it
FatalError**87 (*:28:50 PM): i have unlimited resources
Belbn (*:28:24 PM): hahahahahahhaa
FatalError**87 (*:2*:2* PM): i have acc to * t* line with * severs on it
FatalError**87 (*:*0:0* PM): and a connect threw a school server
Belbn (*:2*:40 PM): this isnt relative
FatalError**87 (*:*0:24 PM): i can do it
Belbn (*:*0:07 PM): a multi-billion user site isnt going to use plaintext
FatalError**87 (*:**:08 PM): i just have to find were myspace is based at
FatalError**87 (*:**:*4 PM): there sever
FatalError**87 (*:**:*8 PM): server
Belbn (*:**:02 PM): japan maybe?
Belbn (*:**:08 PM): new york?
FatalError**87 (*:*2:26 PM): ill just go in to the page source and run a search for the one line that will give me the info i need
Belbn (*:*2:02 PM): lmfao
FatalError**87 (*:**:*4 PM): there is a hundred cachs in the code i
Belbn (*:**:*6 PM): you have no idea what your saying
FatalError**87 (*:*4:** PM): not cahcs but gliches
Belbn (*:*4:** PM): they have IT professionals securing their site mostlikely
Belbn (*:*4:20 PM): they arent a home business
FatalError**87 (*:*5:** PM): anything is crack able
Belbn (*:*4:54 PM): not by kids with no skills
FatalError**87 (*:*6:02 PM): i have been learning this shit since i was *0
Belbn (*:*5:4* PM): lol.
FatalError**87 (*:*7:0* PM): i have got in to peoples aim hotmail google and many other
Belbn (*:*6:** PM): i bet
FatalError**87 (*:*7:25 PM): you want to see
Belbn (*:*6:55 PM): sure
FatalError**87 (*:*8:*5 PM): keep my name on ur buddy list and in *6 hours ill be signed in your name and will pjust put my sn in ur info
Belbn (*:**:24 PM): go for it

Here is a very funny convo from just now.

FatalError**87 (*:46:** PM): i got in to her myspace
Belbn (*:45:46 PM): i bet you did
Belbn (*:46:*7 PM): probably cant even get your dick in her
FatalError**87 (*:47:** PM): have so many times i cant count
Belbn (*:47:06 PM): you have a large fantasy eh?
Belbn (*:47:4* PM): play with yourself much?
FatalError**87 (*:48:*5 PM): what a pic of her
Belbn (*:48:05 PM): sure
FatalError**87 (*:48:5* PM): pick tits ass twat i have then all
Belbn (*:48:** PM): yeah all
Belbn (*:4*:06 PM): one of each?

FatalError**87 (*:50:02 PM): how old are you u little freak
Belbn (*:4*:45 PM): ....
Belbn (*:4*:50 PM): exactly you have none
FatalError**87 (*:50:58 PM): just tell me how old you are first

Lol, he asks for help and then says that he can hack it and that he's been doing this since he was *0. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the laugh smartfool :D

First, if his girlfriend wants to be with someone else, he should accept that instead of being a whiny emo.

You don't own anybody, and you deserve to get punched in the face if you get angry at someone for "stealing your girl". Nothing has been stolen; she simply made a choice to leave you because she either got bored or found someone she liked better. Not your decision. Would you want to be with someone that didn't want to be with you?

Second, years don't mean anything. Apparently he's been "doing this" since he was ten, but clearly he hasn't made much progress.

Third, hacking email accounts and Myspace accounts is something anyone can do. Uploading fake login scripts to a free host isn't hard.

lmfao. shit that was good almost as good as when i cracked a id acouple years ago.. they threaten to turn me into the fbi if i didn't give their username back to them lmmfao.. quite funny, nothing happend after that though so i guess i was lucky lol.

I get a lot of adds from people asking to hack emails/Myspace/whatever as well. Unfortunately, I usually just reply with "sorry, I can't help you" or "it would take &#*6*;200 for me to even raise my eyes from my current work" instead of baiting them. Yesterday someone offered me all his birthday ***** to hack a game (I refused, of course).

Maybe I should follow your example. Sometimes people can only learn the hard way.

This is my all time favorite:
[url]http://attrition.org/postal/z/0**/087*.html[/url]

[QUOTE=SyntaX******;2**05]This is my all time favorite:
[url]http://attrition.org/postal/z/0**/087*.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Wow nice; just read the whole thing. Lol. They could have robbed him blind.

I wouldve forwarded the whole thing to the college and say kick him out of every school in the country:D

{shouldve said they need upfront payment :D }

Here's a random chat I had tonight (non-sober):

[CODE]Conversation with hotboy_ny@hotmail.com at Thu 20 Sep 2007 22:58:*0 BST on spamthis@censored.com (msn)
(22:58:*0) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: hey wuts up man?
(2*:07:54) spamthis@censored.com: hi
(2*:*4:2*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: hi
(2*:*4:**) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: hey do u knwo how to hack myspace account
(2*:*5:04) spamthis@censored.com: could i? yes
(2*:*5:0*) spamthis@censored.com: am i going to?
(2*:*5:*6) spamthis@censored.com: answer that one yourself
(2*:*5:42) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: i have no idea how to do it but i really need to know
(2*:*5:58) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: could u pls help meeee i will really appreciate it
(2*:*6:*5) spamthis@censored.com: uh
(2*:*6:40) spamthis@censored.com: same answer
(2*:*7:05) spamthis@censored.com: If you want to get big and rich, hacking myspace isn't the way.
(2*:*7:07) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: man u help me i help u in any way i can
(2*:*7:2*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: jaja
(2*:*7:5*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: no no i dont want dat i only wanna hack 2 my sppaces one of the girl im going out and the other of someone who hackerd my space and deleted it
(2*:*8:27) spamthis@censored.com: the girl you're going out with?
(2*:*8:47) spamthis@censored.com: she has a right to fucking privacy, you know
(2*:*8:57) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: yeah cuz i think shes only playin with me dats why i wanna check on her message
(2*:**:0*) spamthis@censored.com: if I had a girlfriend that spied on me, she'd be no more.
(2*:**:**) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: come on man everyone has a right to privacy but not to play with feelings
(2*:**:27) spamthis@censored.com: Punch her in the face then
(2*:**:47) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: come on man
(2*:20:*0) spamthis@censored.com: I'm too high right now to even come up with witty/sarcastic ways of saying 'no'
(2*:2*:04) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: alright so u can not or u can ?
(2*:2*:22) spamthis@censored.com: I could, if I had a lot of motivation
(2*:2*:**) spamthis@censored.com: say, &#*6*;*000
(2*:22:06) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: $ *,000 dolars
(2*:22:5*) spamthis@censored.com: our pound is around double the dollar's worth
(2*:22:5*) spamthis@censored.com: so $6000 in your terms
(2*:2*:05) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: uff no for get it
(2*:2*:0*) spamthis@censored.com: hah
(2*:2*:*6) spamthis@censored.com: I'm just joking
(2*:2*:24) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: oh u scared me
(2*:2*:**) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: jaja
(2*:24:*5) spamthis@censored.com: But the real answer is: no, I won't do it without a high amount of motivation to do so
(2*:24:2*) spamthis@censored.com: this usually equates to *****
(2*:24:45) spamthis@censored.com: And I also disagree with your spying
(2*:24:5*) spamthis@censored.com: So in essence, no
(2*:24:5*) spamthis@censored.com: I don
(2*:24:55) spamthis@censored.com: t
(2*:25:05) spamthis@censored.com: just break the law for random people on the internet
(2*:25:*8) spamthis@censored.com: Saying "I really owe you" doesn
(2*:25:**) spamthis@censored.com: t
(2*:25:2*) spamthis@censored.com: help at all
(2*:25:27) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: come on man everbody brakes laws
(2*:25:*4) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: and this wont take u to jail
(2*:25:4*) spamthis@censored.com: Do you donate to charity every day?
(2*:26:0*) spamthis@censored.com: My guess: no.
(2*:26:0*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: not really
(2*:26:*7) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: do respect all the laws
(2*:26:22) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: i guess no
(2*:26:28) spamthis@censored.com: I usually get at least one of these requests every day
(2*:26:*4) spamthis@censored.com: I don't donate my time
(2*:26:**) spamthis@censored.com: Because time = *****
(2*:26:45) spamthis@censored.com: Same thing
(2*:26:47) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: ok how much
(2*:27:05) spamthis@censored.com: $200
(2*:27:2*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: 200 for one pass no for get it
(2*:27:*6) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: alright may b * day i really really need it
(2*:27:5*) spamthis@censored.com: all i'd try is a fake login page, so that's probably a wise decision
(2*:28:*5) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: i dont get it
(2*:2*:00) spamthis@censored.com: in other words, i wouldn't put much effort into it apart from a simple method that anyone can set up using scripts created by, ironically, people like me
(2*:2*:52) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: how
(2*:*0:02) spamthis@censored.com: fake login pages
(2*:*0:*4) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: ohhhh
(2*:*0:50) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: but how would u make the person to go there and log in the fake page
(2*:**:*4) spamthis@censored.com: I'm average height and broke. You do not want any advice from me.
(2*:*2:47) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: but u said u wanna charge 200
(2*:**:05) spamthis@censored.com: I also said I'm high
(2*:**:*7) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: oh ok so we talk later
(2*:**:22) spamthis@censored.com: So I'm just treating this as humourous MSNing[/CODE]

I really meant to say "if your girlfriend doesn't want to be with you, just let her go", but instead I thought of "punch her in the face" as an answer to his paranoia.

I also really meant to say "I don't do illegal stuff for random people", but he got the impression that I was afraid of breaking any laws.

(My MSN address is removed to avoid spam.)

lol.

Punch her in the face then

I'm too high right now to even come up with witty/sarcastic ways of saying 'no'

lmao *000 pounds, 6000 usd

Talking to people on MSN while high is a hilarious experience. Unfortunately, it's hard to come up with elaborate plans to deal with hack requests in that state.

I mean, do people seriously expect me to drop everything and help with their lame e-spying just because they "would really appreciate it"?

Here one for the list:

[code]
Start of hollisterdude*06 buffer: Wed Oct 0* *7:*4:*2 2007
[*7:02] hollisterdude*06: hey
[*7:02] SyntaX******25: Hey
[*7:02] hollisterdude*06: you dont know me, i got ur sn from a computer forum site
[*7:02] SyntaX******25: all-nettools.com probably
[*7:0*] hollisterdude*06: yes
[*7:0*] SyntaX******25: so whats up
[*7:0*] hollisterdude*06: i had a quick question about aim
[*7:0*] hollisterdude*06: the aim remix does it truely work? i cannot get the program running
[*7:04] SyntaX******25: what is Aim Remix supposed to do?
[*7:04] hollisterdude*06: log people off
[*7:04] hollisterdude*06: u posted a comment about it
[*7:04] hollisterdude*06: just wondering if you could give me any tips
[*7:05] SyntaX******25: did you check the date on that comment?
[*7:05] hollisterdude*06: lol no i didnt
[*7:05] SyntaX******25: it was probably from a long time ago, they probably have that patched up by now
[*7:05] hollisterdude*06: ohhh
[*7:05] SyntaX******25: Aim doesnt direct connect to the user anymore
[*7:05] SyntaX******25: they go through their own servers
[*7:05] hollisterdude*06: do you know any other aim tricks
[*7:05] SyntaX******25: so most of those exploits no longer work
[*7:06] hollisterdude*06: ahh
[*7:06] SyntaX******25: No, they finally have their stuff pretty ******* now... I use Trillian, you should try it
[*7:06] hollisterdude*06: what does that do
[*7:06] SyntaX******25: you can log on to multiple accounts from one program
[*7:07] hollisterdude*06: like similar to linked screen names?
[*7:07] SyntaX******25: You can use aim, ***, yahoo, msn from * program
[*7:07] SyntaX******25: no exploits
[*7:07] hollisterdude*06: i like only use aim
[*7:08] SyntaX******25: pointless then
[*7:08] hollisterdude*06: yup
[*7:08] hollisterdude*06: what about facebook any tips or tricks there?
[*7:08] SyntaX******25: specifically?
[*7:0*] hollisterdude*06: umm idk just like anything thats cool to do
[*7:0*] SyntaX******25: those sites are full of holes, dig around and you will find lots of information on exploting them
[*7:*0] hollisterdude*06: do you know anything in particular you could tell me about?
[*7:*0] hollisterdude*06: i was looking around and i couldnt find anything
[*7:**] SyntaX******25: like what though? there are *000's of things you can do... what did you have in mind?
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: ummm what about getting on your friends facebook
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: like finding pw's
[*7:*2] hollisterdude*06: or reading there messages
[*7:*2] SyntaX******25: What friend did you want to crack?
[*7:*2] hollisterdude*06: any
[*7:*2] hollisterdude*06: so how would i crack them
[*7:*2] hollisterdude*06: a program or like html stuff
[*7:*2] SyntaX******25: i need a specific account?
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: k umm hang on
[*7:*4] hollisterdude*06: Jake Karasiewicz
[*7:*4] hollisterdude*06: Lowell High School is the network
[*7:*4] hollisterdude*06: his password is like all numbers i think
[*7:*4] hollisterdude*06: like **456
[*7:*4] hollisterdude*06: or something
[*7:*6] hollisterdude*06: but i would like to know how to crack them could you possibly teach me?
[*7:*6] SyntaX******25: Ok, now I need your account name so I can thread the data from * binding friend to another like a pin and needle. I can sniff the data transfered from the database connection from your buddy list. How does that sound?
[*7:*7] hollisterdude*06: im confused lol
[*7:*7] SyntaX******25: its ok, i just need the account you are his friend with
[*7:*7] hollisterdude*06: like my name?
[*7:*8] SyntaX******25: your facebook url
[*7:*8] hollisterdude*06: Kevin Luyk
[*7:**] SyntaX******25: So I would be threading Jake Karasiewicz account from Kevin Luyk account?
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: correct
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: what do u mean threading tho
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: i would like to know how to do this myself
[*7:2*] SyntaX******25: I place the string on the needle stack, then produce ridiculous tedious gestures until the password is knitted out with no trace of who did it!
[*7:2*] hollisterdude*06: thats amazing
[*7:2*] hollisterdude*06: how do i do this is it a program
[*7:2*] SyntaX******25: I just dont know what material to use
[*7:2*] SyntaX******25: what would you recommend?
[*7:22] hollisterdude*06: i dont know anything thats why im asking you man
[*7:2*] SyntaX******25: I think I'll use silk for the tassel fringe, but the account might get irritated
[*7:24] hollisterdude*06: so what dude
[*7:24] SyntaX******25: and thats ok?
[*7:24] hollisterdude*06: yupp
[*7:24] hollisterdude*06: my account or his
[*7:25] SyntaX******25: your the knitter, sewing his account
[*7:25] hollisterdude*06: ok
[*7:25] hollisterdude*06: thats fine
[*7:25] SyntaX******25: it will get reamed fast
[*7:26] SyntaX******25: any message you would like to leave?
[*7:26] hollisterdude*06: jake dice treyy is an amazing hacker and give me your essay
[*7:26] hollisterdude*06: lol
[*7:26] hollisterdude*06: can u say that
[*7:27] SyntaX******25: I have a new machine called Singer, it can sew that in probably two days.
[*7:27] SyntaX******25: is that enough time?
[*7:28] hollisterdude*06: ohhh i thought this was instant
[*7:28] hollisterdude*06: ok dude hold up
[*7:28] hollisterdude*06: explain sewing step by step in detail for me
[*7:28] SyntaX******25: Do you know how to thread binary numbers?
[*7:28] hollisterdude*06: no how do you do that?
[*7:2*] SyntaX******25: Ahh, its a long process that takes a lot of time to learn and understand. If you cant thread a simple * or 0 there is no way you could thread that entire message
[*7:2*] hollisterdude*06: ok
[*7:*0] SyntaX******25: Would you like to read some tutorials?
[*7:*0] SyntaX******25: or have me do the sewing
[*7:*0] hollisterdude*06: na if its rly hard i dont have time
[*7:*0] hollisterdude*06: just u do it
[*7:*0] hollisterdude*06: but say dice trey hacked u
[*7:*0] hollisterdude*06: "hacked by dicetrey"
[*7:*0] hollisterdude*06: say that
[*7:**] SyntaX******25: At $5 a letter, I'll sew it in two days.
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: ur charging 5.00 a letter
[*7:**] SyntaX******25: Thread is expensive
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: nvm then
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: can u hack pw's on myspace
[*7:**] SyntaX******25: Do you know how much it costs me??
[*7:*2] hollisterdude*06: can u hack pw on myspace?
[*7:*2] SyntaX******25: You wanted silk fabric too!
[*7:*2] hollisterdude*06: lmao
[*7:*2] SyntaX******25: I think you need to read up on it a bit more here: http://www.sewing.org/
[*7:**] hollisterdude*06: lol
End of hollisterdude*06 buffer: Wed Oct 0* *7:*4:*2 2007
[/code]

Another hilarious conversation.

I think we should submit some of these to bash.org.

Thats so funny people are so dumb

[QUOTE=mike*5*;2*282]Second, years don't mean anything. Apparently he's been "doing this" since he was ten, but clearly he hasn't made much progress.
[/QUOTE]

made me lol