Writing Unmaintainable Code 101

I've thought up so many ways to hide my code and make it completely unreadable that I got a good laugh out of this post.

[url]http://www.mustap.com/funzone_post_*8*_how-to-write-unmaintainable-[/url]

after reading this you can really get deep into it here:

[url]http://mindprod.com/jgloss/unmain.html[/url]

both made me laugh, so I thought you might enjoy them.

A good example of what [B]not[/B] to do, if you're a professional programmer.

Even when I comment code, sometimes I look at it months later and think "wtf?".