No, I wanted to use the word "live" in the context as I used it. I meant that in the context that a COMPUTER is not a "live" object...it's inanimate. I didn't want to use the word "life"...although, I meant to imply if you had a REAL LIFE? Perhaps your "superior" intelligence missed that.

Ummmm...not really interested in learning any programming. I don't disagree that IT/computer people are intelligent. Apparently, they think they are smarter than everyone else is, or at least some of them do.

I guess I will have to inconvenience myself and just sign him up for some spam by going to individual sites. I still think the telemarketing idea is brilliant...wish I could give out his cell number...what a pain in the butt that would be for him! LOL