Moonbat's Guide to Getting a Job

[Moonbat]

Is it just me or do those people make you uncomfortable? I would feel better with maybe a hand shake, or a nod, but yelling "HI WELCOME TO WALMART" just doesn't make me feel welcome.

I think to myself, "This person is telling me hi and welcoming me for the sole purpose of keeping his/her job. This person would rather walk around the store like the other employees not helping anyone with anything. Should I say hi back, just walk by ignoring the situation, or run up and give them a big hug while enjoying the confused look on their faces?"

Wouldn't it be a blast to throw on a red vest, stand next to the greeter and compete yelling, "Save yourself shop at Target!".

I'd like it if instead of saying "Welcome to Wal-Mart!" they should yell "HAI D00D I R WELCUMING U TO T*H WALMART!"

[Ezekiel]

The novelty might wear off after a while, then you'd be frustrated by the queue of people blocking the entrance due to the "what the fuck?" reaction caused by such a greeting.