Google Hacks Volume VI

[Ezekiel]

I'll give you dead animal pics if you give me those ** #'s

I'll give this forum dead pics of you if you use those ** #s .

[Moonbat]

I'm not planning to use them unless I desperately need them. Everyone needs a plan B.

[Ezekiel]

Your plan B is someone else's plan A.

** fraud is compensated by the ****s, but it's not victimless (i.e. big corporation takes the loss) since the victims have to wait weeks to get their ***** back.

[Moonbat]

You think this is always plan A for someone? Lemme give you an example.

Today I stole a **** BBT card. After writing down all necessary info, I put it back in the purse (yes, I steal from ******, shut up, I don't care what you think :P) I checked the balance online. Turns out it only had a balance of $0.7*

I checked the purchases, and found out that last month the person spent $*5 on food at a Peking restaurant (in one day). $**5 dollars from Kroger supermarket. $70 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond (women's products store). The big shocker was that this person spent about $*00 online at Saks Fifth Avenue (big rich women brand-name store).

Whether you agree or not, I think that this person should be nice enough to let me use about $20 to buy a month of Maruchan Instant Ramen so I can survive.

PS: For all the fedz and poleesh agentz looking at this post, I DIDN'T use the card. What am I gonna buy with seventy-one cents??

[gordo]

be careful moonbat, the act of stealing a purse will put you away, whether you use a ****** card or not. Then we would all miss you here.

[Mark J. Mershon]

Thank you for your cooperation, Michael. The IP address and timestamp of his post should be enough for our Internet Crime division to conduct an investigation.

[Moonbat]

I didn't steal the purse, all I did was see it, take the card, write down stuff, then put said card back.

@ Mark - Lol, come get me!

[JayT]

What am I gonna buy with seventy-one cents??

Only 7* cents at the moment. Until her next social security check is depositied, then there's almost twice that!



There was once a day (yes, on THIS planet) when you could actually buy a full dinner for two people for less than 7* cents!

:Þ


[*806]
Salem County NJ:

Best dinner with pint of good beer or cider *7.5 cents
Best breakfast, of tea, coffee or chocolate, loaf sugar ** cents
Ditto of cold meat with a pint of good beer or cider 25cents

SOURCE: Old Inns and Taverns in West Jersey, Camden County Historical Society, **62)


Think of the ***** you could save shopping if you owned a time machine!

[Moonbat]

That would be 7* ******* cents, not these "new-fangled" coins of today. I could make a lot of ***** back then selling pennies (they are made of copper after all).

[Ezekiel]

I'm sorry, Moonbat, but someone had to put a stop to your criminal activities. Maybe your parents will be able to teach you to feel empathy.