Lol

[W4nder]

I realize this isn't anything to do with Internet Privacy (Flamers don't bother pointing out the obvious)

This Forum needs a spot to post things that fall under other/general/ or chit chat.

I thought maybe there were people that would enjoy the laugh. This is an email my Grandmother sent to me.

The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle in *st Class and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather exotic looking Middle Eastern woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch"

[Moonbat]

ROFL, that was some good reading to brighten my day

But seriously, feel free to post jokes and stuff every once in a while, but not every day. This forum gets enough spam from people wanting to hack stuff

[W4nder]

...no problem.
I promise never to post anything titled "help me hack please"

[Moonbat]

Well, we would help people hack stuff, except most of the time those people who want to hack stuff have no clue what they are talking about. We get requests like:

"Help me crack into [INSERT GAME HERE]'s server!!**!" /* You can't 'crack' a server, only a hash of a password/message */

"Can you give me a keylogger that will get ppplzzzz passwords when they visit my site???" /* If that person had any idea how keyloggers worked, they wouldn't have asked that */

...etc.

If you've done some intel work, done a bit of research, and know what you are talking about, we are glad to help. I remember a case where one person was getting harrased by some forum called "Ponyland Ghetto" and we tried to help that person out, but we really didn't get anywhere, cus the forum was running the latest versoin of phpBB, which had no vulnerabilities. But that time the person made an effort to help us help him/her.

[Ezekiel]

I think we should make W4nder and DANIEL2488 mods. It might solve the retardation problem this place has.

/unrelated.

Response to thread: lulz.

[W4nder]

I'm flattered.