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    A drug survey

    Yeah that's right, it's time to talk about drugs. The recent Saudi thread, and the talk of prohibition, gave me the idea to find out more about people.

    It's survey time. Be honest.

    One last thing before we begin -- caffeine, nicotine and alcohol are drugs, just like LSD, cocaine and heroin (AKA diacetylmorphine) are drugs. They all alter your brain and/or body, and there are certain legal and certain illegal drugs that are addictive.

    As well as that, tobacco and alcohol are more harmful than most recreational (and illegal) drugs used in moderation.

    Get ready...

    (Note: bi-weekly means "every two weeks", since the 'bi' prefix means two. Bi-monthly is every two months.)


    *a. How regularly do you drink caffeinated beverages? That includes Coke (the drink...), coffee, energy drinks (Red Bull), and anything else containing caffeine.
    • Every day
    • Every two days
    • Weekly
    • Bi-weekly
    • Monthly
    • Bi-monthly
    • Yearly
    • Never

    *b. If you answered anything other than "never" to the above, how high would you guesstimate the caffeine content of your drinks are?

    (Life tip: never drink four high-caffeine coffees in succession. Take that from experience. Caffeine is a shitty high.)
    • Very high
    • High
    • Medium
    • Low
    • Very low

    *c. If you answered anything upwards of 'medium' to *a, how do you feel when you don't take caffeine for a day?
    • Tired with an inability to sleep, extreme anger, anxiety, pounding headache, racing heart, unable to cope with daily life in a twitchy, anxious, horrible state
    • Tired, angry and nervous, with a headache and trouble sleeping
    • Somewhat tired and irritable
    • A little slower in the morning
    • Absolutely fine


    2a. How regularly do you drink alcoholic beverages? That's everything from Budweiser to Vodka to pure drinkable ethanol.
    • Every day
    • Every two days
    • Weekly
    • Bi-weekly
    • Monthly
    • Bi-monthly
    • Yearly
    • Never

    2b. If you answered anything other than "never" to the above, how high would you guesstimate the ethanol content of your drinks is?

    (Life tip: if you drink alcohol, drink as much water as possible during and after the experience, as well as during the night. This avoids the dehydration caused by alcohol, since it's a diuretic (simplified: it makes you piss a lot). This will solve some of the hangover the next morning (probably the headache), but the rest is caused by acetaldehyde poisoning and can't be helped.

    Also, there are better (and less harmful) ways of getting totally confused and unable to speak coherently, or to lower inhibitions.)

    • Very high (vodka, etc.)
    • High
    • Medium
    • Low (beer)
    • Very low (stuff like shandy; common drinks mixed with a bit of beer)


    *a. How regularly do you take nicotine? That's smoking cigarettes, smoking cigars, chewing tobacco, smoking tobacco in a bong, smoking tobacco in a vapouriser, nicotine patches, and so on.
    • Every day
    • Every two days
    • Weekly
    • Bi-weekly
    • Monthly
    • Bi-monthly
    • Yearly
    • Never

    *b. If you answered anything other than "never" to the above, how high would you guesstimate the nicotine intake of every time you smoke (or whatever)?

    (Life tip: smoking is for idiots and those too afraid of the law to try less harmful, more enjoyable drugs [is there any difference?]. I have tried it several times, and it did nothing for me really. A drug that only becomes pleasurable during addiction is not worth bothering with. It's only pleasurable because of the addiction.

    If you do smoke, do it in a bong or even better, a vapouriser. However, it's probably easier to overdose this way, which leads me to my next point.

    Never eat cigarettes or tobacco (duh). Three cigarettes contain enough nicotine to kill you, when eaten. One is enough for a child.)

    • Very high (many, many packets)
    • High (20+ cigs)
    • Medium
    • Low
    • Very low (couple of cigs)


    4a. How regularly do you eat any of the following: tomatoes, chilli peppers, potatoes or eggplant/aubergine? Be honest. There is a point to this question.

    Note: to count in this survey, these vegetables/fruits must be eaten raw (or in a way that preserves certain compounds in them, nutritional or otherwise). Fries don't count as potatoes.
    • Every day
    • Every two days
    • Weekly
    • Bi-weekly
    • Monthly
    • Bi-monthly
    • Yearly
    • Never

    4b. If you answered anything other than "never" to the above, how high would you guesstimate the amount of these vegetables/fruits (tomatoes are fruits!) you eat?

    (Life tip: obviously, fruits and vegetables are good for you. I'm not your damn mother though.)
    • Very high (a whole plate full of them)
    • High
    • Medium
    • Low
    • Very low (small quantities of any of the mentioned fruits/vegetables with a meal)


    That was part one of my survey -- the legal drugs. Part two will involve many more drugs, particularly those evil illegal ones.

    This part also has a hidden agenda: to prove one of my weird theories correct. It should if I get enough participants.

    Thank you for participating, and please, feel free to register and post if you haven't already!

    Results can be posted in this thread.
    Last edited by Ezekiel; 08-29-2007 at 03:45 PM.

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