Here's a random chat I had tonight (non-sober):
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Conversation with hotboy_ny@hotmail.com at Thu 20 Sep 2007 22:58:*0 BST on spamthis@censored.com (msn)
(22:58:*0) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: hey wuts up man?
(2*:07:54) spamthis@censored.com: hi
(2*:*4:2*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: hi
(2*:*4:**) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: hey do u knwo how to hack myspace account
(2*:*5:04) spamthis@censored.com: could i? yes
(2*:*5:0*) spamthis@censored.com: am i going to?
(2*:*5:*6) spamthis@censored.com: answer that one yourself
(2*:*5:42) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: i have no idea how to do it but i really need to know
(2*:*5:58) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: could u pls help meeee i will really appreciate it
(2*:*6:*5) spamthis@censored.com: uh
(2*:*6:40) spamthis@censored.com: same answer
(2*:*7:05) spamthis@censored.com: If you want to get big and rich, hacking myspace isn't the way.
(2*:*7:07) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: man u help me i help u in any way i can
(2*:*7:2*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: jaja
(2*:*7:5*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: no no i dont want dat i only wanna hack 2 my sppaces one of the girl im going out and the other of someone who hackerd my space and deleted it
(2*:*8:27) spamthis@censored.com: the girl you're going out with?
(2*:*8:47) spamthis@censored.com: she has a right to fucking privacy, you know
(2*:*8:57) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: yeah cuz i think shes only playin with me dats why i wanna check on her message
(2*:**:0*) spamthis@censored.com: if I had a girlfriend that spied on me, she'd be no more.
(2*:**:**) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: come on man everyone has a right to privacy but not to play with feelings
(2*:**:27) spamthis@censored.com: Punch her in the face then
(2*:**:47) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: come on man
(2*:20:*0) spamthis@censored.com: I'm too high right now to even come up with witty/sarcastic ways of saying 'no'
(2*:2*:04) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: alright so u can not or u can ?
(2*:2*:22) spamthis@censored.com: I could, if I had a lot of motivation
(2*:2*:**) spamthis@censored.com: say, &#*6*;*000
(2*:22:06) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: $ *,000 dolars
(2*:22:5*) spamthis@censored.com: our pound is around double the dollar's worth
(2*:22:5*) spamthis@censored.com: so $6000 in your terms
(2*:2*:05) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: uff no for get it
(2*:2*:0*) spamthis@censored.com: hah
(2*:2*:*6) spamthis@censored.com: I'm just joking
(2*:2*:24) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: oh u scared me
(2*:2*:**) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: jaja
(2*:24:*5) spamthis@censored.com: But the real answer is: no, I won't do it without a high amount of motivation to do so
(2*:24:2*) spamthis@censored.com: this usually equates to *****
(2*:24:45) spamthis@censored.com: And I also disagree with your spying
(2*:24:5*) spamthis@censored.com: So in essence, no
(2*:24:5*) spamthis@censored.com: I don
(2*:24:55) spamthis@censored.com: t
(2*:25:05) spamthis@censored.com: just break the law for random people on the internet
(2*:25:*8) spamthis@censored.com: Saying "I really owe you" doesn
(2*:25:**) spamthis@censored.com: t
(2*:25:2*) spamthis@censored.com: help at all
(2*:25:27) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: come on man everbody brakes laws
(2*:25:*4) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: and this wont take u to jail
(2*:25:4*) spamthis@censored.com: Do you donate to charity every day?
(2*:26:0*) spamthis@censored.com: My guess: no.
(2*:26:0*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: not really
(2*:26:*7) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: do respect all the laws
(2*:26:22) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: i guess no
(2*:26:28) spamthis@censored.com: I usually get at least one of these requests every day
(2*:26:*4) spamthis@censored.com: I don't donate my time
(2*:26:**) spamthis@censored.com: Because time = *****
(2*:26:45) spamthis@censored.com: Same thing
(2*:26:47) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: ok how much
(2*:27:05) spamthis@censored.com: $200
(2*:27:2*) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: 200 for one pass no for get it
(2*:27:*6) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: alright may b * day i really really need it
(2*:27:5*) spamthis@censored.com: all i'd try is a fake login page, so that's probably a wise decision
(2*:28:*5) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: i dont get it
(2*:2*:00) spamthis@censored.com: in other words, i wouldn't put much effort into it apart from a simple method that anyone can set up using scripts created by, ironically, people like me
(2*:2*:52) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: how
(2*:*0:02) spamthis@censored.com: fake login pages
(2*:*0:*4) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: ohhhh
(2*:*0:50) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: but how would u make the person to go there and log in the fake page
(2*:**:*4) spamthis@censored.com: I'm average height and broke. You do not want any advice from me.
(2*:*2:47) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: but u said u wanna charge 200
(2*:**:05) spamthis@censored.com: I also said I'm high
(2*:**:*7) $$ GET BIG & GET RICH $$: oh ok so we talk later
(2*:**:22) spamthis@censored.com: So I'm just treating this as humourous MSNing
I really meant to say "if your girlfriend doesn't want to be with you, just let her go", but instead I thought of "punch her in the face" as an answer to his paranoia.
I also really meant to say "I don't do illegal stuff for random people", but he got the impression that I was afraid of breaking any laws.
(My MSN address is removed to avoid spam.)