I've decided that email scammers irritate me enough that I'd like to retaliate.

I plan to send a reply email to these people with a "text" file labeled "account information" and tell them that my **** info is in the file. When they open it, I'd ideally like the biggest storm of shit imaginable to rain upon their computer, since I'll be doing both myself AND the world a huge favor.

Anyone have a trojan which would be up to snuff and only requires the victim to double click to open it to do this? I really have no qualms with something which would annihilate their computer in totality.

Thanks.