Quote Originally Posted by DANIEL2488 View Post
I'd think it clever if the fucker who made it would have been consistent with the programming language.

Unless that was part of the joke, in which it fails.

What would have been better is if it was in Brainfuck, Whitespace, LOLCODE, VB6, Delphi, or pure Java.
lulz.
You should write it in LOLCODE.