Quote Originally Posted by Moonbat View Post
*. Find target home

2. Get a decent paintball sniper rifle (can be boughten at local stores, at least in America)
I would have thought in America, it would be minus the "paintball" part.

*. Buy a clown suit, make a huge poster saying "DID IT FOR TEH LULZ" and put a video on Youtube
This is absolutely necessary. If anything has been done for the lulz, immunity is granted immediately and everything is forgiven. It's one of the lesser-known rules of the legal system.