Quote Originally Posted by Moonbat View Post
What am I gonna buy with seventy-one cents??

Only 7* cents at the moment. Until her next social security check is depositied, then there's almost twice that!



There was once a day (yes, on THIS planet) when you could actually buy a full dinner for two people for less than 7* cents!




[*806]
Salem County NJ:

Best dinner with pint of good beer or cider *7.5 cents
Best breakfast, of tea, coffee or chocolate, loaf sugar ** cents
Ditto of cold meat with a pint of good beer or cider 25cents

SOURCE: Old Inns and Taverns in West Jersey, Camden County Historical Society, **62)


Think of the ***** you could save shopping if you owned a time machine!